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'Actually I'm not the queen - I'm undercover for the Daily Mirror'.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

Privacy Conference Security

Spy reading secret service weekly.

Undercover Agent

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

"Can you keep a secret?"

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

The cops figured it was an inside job. Or an outside job.

'Farkleson, you need a vacation — you've been lurking too hard.'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

The Grim Peeper.

'My lawyer says he's pretty sure this is police entrapment.'

'...of the peephole,by the peephole and for the peephole.'

"Oh, now you want to talk, when all week it was 'Do Not Disturb.'"

"And do you, Jane, take Hank or the mystery box your mother is holding?"

'No, leave it. That will cost ?2506.22!'

'Show-off.'

Golf Club Rescue

'If they kill you we won't get our bonus.'