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"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

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Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

Privacy Conference Security

Spy reading secret service weekly.

"Can you keep a secret?"

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

Undercover Agent

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

'Farkleson, you need a vacation — you've been lurking too hard.'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

'That's right, buster, I'm not really Rex, your faithful hunting dog, I'm Agent Baxter of the Fish and Wildlife Service, and you're under arrest for poaching'

'My lawyer says he's pretty sure this is police entrapment.'

Sacrifice a pawn

'...of the peephole,by the peephole and for the peephole.'

"We just can't dumb it down any more Sir."

'If they kill you we won't get our bonus.'