Covert Operations Fan T-Shirts

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Football Chameleon

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

Privacy Conference Security

Spy reading secret service weekly.

Undercover Agent

"Can you keep a secret?"

Heart bypass in progress.

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

"I'm in the air force!"

Cactus turns out to be a hedgehog.

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

Hidden decorations = Covert operations

'Farkleson, you need a vacation — you've been lurking too hard.'

Couple carving their initials into a man camouflaged as a tree.

'...of the peephole,by the peephole and for the peephole.'

"This phone conversation may be bugged, but only for training purposes."

"Jeffrey, where'd you go?"

"We just can't dumb it down any more Sir."