Covert Operations Fan Gifts

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Football Chameleon

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

Privacy Conference Security

Spy reading secret service weekly.

"Can you keep a secret?"

"I'm in the air force!"

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

Heart bypass in progress.

Undercover Agent

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

Cactus turns out to be a hedgehog.

'Took me all night to write that message.'

Looks like he's having the dream where he can fly again.

I heard you're on your way to Europe to secure a source of black market hepatitis C drugs. What? What are you talking about? I deny everything. Where did you hear that? You added an airplane pillow, the "German For Dummies," the book "Hep C and You," and "Smugglerco Duffel Bag w/Secret Compartment" to your Amazon wishlist. I ordered you the book "Not Everyone Is Cut Out For A Life Of Crime." I deny everything.

Hidden decorations = Covert operations

'Farkleson, you need a vacation — you've been lurking too hard.'

Hunter chases rabbits that pose as slippers.

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

Couple carving their initials into a man camouflaged as a tree.

"This phone conversation may be bugged, but only for training purposes."