Covert Operations Gifts

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Hiding the electronics.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

Privacy Conference Security

Spy reading secret service weekly.

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

Mortified that her hospital gown did not close all the way in the back...

'Took me all night to write that message.'

I heard you're on your way to Europe to secure a source of black market hepatitis C drugs. What? What are you talking about? I deny everything. Where did you hear that? You added an airplane pillow, the "German For Dummies," the book "Hep C and You," and "Smugglerco Duffel Bag w/Secret Compartment" to your Amazon wishlist. I ordered you the book "Not Everyone Is Cut Out For A Life Of Crime." I deny everything.

Hidden decorations = Covert operations

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

'Farkleson, you need a vacation — you've been lurking too hard.'

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

'Of course I wasn't followed!'

"This phone conversation may be bugged, but only for training purposes."

'...of the peephole,by the peephole and for the peephole.'

"I bought this one behind my art consultant's back."

'If they kill you we won't get our bonus.'

"Officers McWit and Fenton, didn't the chief tell you this was a plain clothes operation?"

"We just can't dumb it down any more Sir."

"Here's our mission statement. Read it, commit it to memory and then eat it."