Covert Operations Gifts

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Hiding the electronics.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

Privacy Conference Security

Spy reading secret service weekly.

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

'Took me all night to write that message.'

Hidden decorations = Covert operations

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

'Farkleson, you need a vacation — you've been lurking too hard.'

'Of course I wasn't followed!'

'...of the peephole,by the peephole and for the peephole.'

"This phone conversation may be bugged, but only for training purposes."

"I bought this one behind my art consultant's back."

"Officers McWit and Fenton, didn't the chief tell you this was a plain clothes operation?"

"We just can't dumb it down any more Sir."

'If they kill you we won't get our bonus.'

"Here's our mission statement. Read it, commit it to memory and then eat it."

'I was recruited by the Government at University and then they spent a great deal of time and money turning me into a deadly weapon.'