Undercover Operations Gifts

"Officers McWit and Fenton, didn't the chief tell you this was a plain clothes operation?"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

Undercover Biophysicists

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

Whistle blower...

Privacy Conference Security

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

Spy reading secret service weekly.

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'

"If your application is successful we'll let you know in the most secretive way imaginable."

Polly wasn't a very successful undercover agent.

'We were in the right place at the right time, but unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'He's working undercover to find out 'what up' with youth gangs.'

Mortified that her hospital gown did not close all the way in the back...

CIA 'They gave me a license to kill, but it says I have to wear glasses.'

Hidden decorations = Covert operations

'Sgt. Driscol I think a change of footwear would be in order if you are going to entrap 'the Big Bad Wolf'.'

"I know exactly how you like your hair cut - it's here in your FBI file."