Undercover Officer Gifts

"I'm on Fourth Street, in an unmarked car." "Not anymore."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Undercover Biophysicists

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

"What should we do with this extra part?"

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Super-ego Surveillance

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

Whistle blower...

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

Polly wasn't a very successful undercover agent.