Undercover Worker Gifts

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

They hated me.

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'

Office Park

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

Undercover Biophysicists

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

Whistle blower...

"If your application is successful we'll let you know in the most secretive way imaginable."

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'

Polly wasn't a very successful undercover agent.

Mortified that her hospital gown did not close all the way in the back...

'He's working undercover to find out 'what up' with youth gangs.'

"I don't need to write it down, boss, I'm wearing a wire."

CIA 'They gave me a license to kill, but it says I have to wear glasses.'

'Sgt. Driscol I think a change of footwear would be in order if you are going to entrap 'the Big Bad Wolf'.'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'