Undercover Work Gifts

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Canada's spy agency at work.

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

Undercover Biophysicists

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

"I detect an accent – money?"

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

Whistle blower...

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'

Polly wasn't a very successful undercover agent.

'He's working undercover to find out 'what up' with youth gangs.'

CIA 'They gave me a license to kill, but it says I have to wear glasses.'

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'Testing, testing... Any better' 'Are you sure he's not wired'

'Sgt. Driscol I think a change of footwear would be in order if you are going to entrap 'the Big Bad Wolf'.'

"I know exactly how you like your hair cut - it's here in your FBI file."

'Vee vill soon find verr you keep ze confidential information...'

Parliamentary night sitting.