Undercover Operator Gifts

Mortified that her hospital gown did not close all the way in the back...

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Undercover Biophysicists

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

Desert Island with CCTV.

Whistle blower...

Privacy Conference Security

Spy reading secret service weekly.

"If your application is successful we'll let you know in the most secretive way imaginable."

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'

Polly wasn't a very successful undercover agent.

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

'He's working undercover to find out 'what up' with youth gangs.'

"Thanks for calling the celebration help desk. For assistance with high fives, press one now. For fist bumps, press two, for chest bumps, press three..."

I heard you're on your way to Europe to secure a source of black market hepatitis C drugs. What? What are you talking about? I deny everything. Where did you hear that? You added an airplane pillow, the "German For Dummies," the book "Hep C and You," and "Smugglerco Duffel Bag w/Secret Compartment" to your Amazon wishlist. I ordered you the book "Not Everyone Is Cut Out For A Life Of Crime." I deny everything.

"I don't have the heart to tell her."

CIA 'They gave me a license to kill, but it says I have to wear glasses.'

Hardware Store: Drone Swatter

Commuter X-Ray