Undercover Agent Gifts

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

Whistle blower...

'He's working undercover to find out 'what up' with youth gangs.'

'Vee vill soon find verr you keep ze confidential information...'

Members of the city and state police, the federal prosecutor's office and an undercover agent pose behind a recently-seized, uncut ounce of prevention (street value: $500,000).

'You're right, Benson, we have got a mole!'

Plain clothes officer in hi-vis

'I knew it...He's been undercover the whole time.'

CIA Entrance Exam.

'I would have expected a few secret service agents... but of course I recognized you... why wouldn't I?'

"You're supposed to be a plain clothes policeman!"

' You're supposed to be a plain clothes policeman...! '

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

'Testing, testing... Any better' 'Are you sure he's not wired'

'Do ve haf vays of buttoning her lip?'

CIA Hq...YOU ARE HERE (arrows point everywhere).

' I realize you had to dress like that because you were undercover but that was six months ago, Henry ! '

The Covert Family

"Actually I'm with intelligence, but at the moment I'm working undercover."

Undercover cops' most embarrassing moments.

"Hold on, is anyone here not an undercover cop?"

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"If your application is successful we'll let you know in the most secretive way imaginable."

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

"Your mission was to gather intelligence, not to befriend them!"

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

Polly wasn't a very successful undercover agent.

"I said come alone."

A Realization

"I know exactly how you like your hair cut - it's here in your FBI file."

"I've got to go to the ladies' room. My wire is slipping."

Sting Operation x 2

Sting Operation x 2

Drug trafficking

'Sgt. Driscol I think a change of footwear would be in order if you are going to entrap 'the Big Bad Wolf'.'