Undercover Agent Admirer Gifts

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

The DaVinci Code

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'You know too much,'

Snow Devil

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Robocop and Juliet.

Wotan with eye patch

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Robot Jogger

Shrinks in heaven

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Mensa Does Improv

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Robot walking pet robot

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

The wine-shop

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

Angel Music

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Wash your hands

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

Elusive Shadow.

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."