Covert Operations Admirer Gifts

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Mensa Does Improv

The wine-shop

Proposal

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

"If it isn't E mc2!"

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

E=mc2 on mountaintop.

Privacy Conference Security

Spy reading secret service weekly.

First Stealth Aircraft.

'Chameleons?.. Yes, we do sell them, if you can find them.'

'Wow. It's about time a guy noticed me for my brain!'

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

Mission Impossible

Oil tanker and refinery.

"I didn't it, I read it, so guess who just graduated cum laude from Dinsdale High?"

Bad Rhymes

"Remember the marine biologist? Now, that was brain food."

Sorcery weapon