Operatic Admirer Gifts

Proposal

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Champagne

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The one that got away

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Artifishial Intelligence

Wotan with eye patch

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Easter Island Shades...

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"It makes me want to pee."

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

Football

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Sir Edward Elgar

Life and Death

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'