Operatic Admirer Prints

Proposal

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Champagne

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Wotan with eye patch

Artifishial Intelligence

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"It makes me want to pee."

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Sir Edward Elgar

Football

Life and Death

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"