Operation Enthusiast Gifts

'You have an 85% chance of surviving this and 20% chance of wishing you hadn't.'

'My turn! My turn!'

Patient Escaping from the Operating Theatre.

"Not responding to a knock-knock joke isn't proof he's unconscious."

'Our lawyers have declared the operation to be a complete success.'

'He's had so many operations, I'm putting in a zip!'

Surgery Instructions.

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

Uh-oh!

"As a matter of fact, Caleb, it is brain surgery."

'...And don't get him started on his operation!'

'If it has the word 'ectomy' after it, I've already had it.'

"Uh-Oh..."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

New Memer/Incumbent

Sir Edward Elgar

Proposal

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Business 101

'Note to self: Buy little recorder.'

R. Gelfin - The buck stops here, then gets buried in his pile.

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Johann Strauss

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

"I know the baby is in here somewhere."

"Don't forget the spaghetti dinner at Sparolini's after the show."

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',