Covert Operation Enthusiast Gifts

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"I've got to go to the ladies' room. My wire is slipping."

I heard you're on your way to Europe to secure a source of black market hepatitis C drugs. What? What are you talking about? I deny everything. Where did you hear that? You added an airplane pillow, the "German For Dummies," the book "Hep C and You," and "Smugglerco Duffel Bag w/Secret Compartment" to your Amazon wishlist. I ordered you the book "Not Everyone Is Cut Out For A Life Of Crime." I deny everything.

'Took me all night to write that message.'

Reardon stopped and motioned the party to a halt. Nothing at first, but soon we could all smell the curious odour associated with the illicit trade in un-fertilized chicken ova...

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

'You have an 85% chance of surviving this and 20% chance of wishing you hadn't.'

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

Surgery Instructions.

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

Privacy Conference Security

Spy reading secret service weekly.

"Knife...fork..."

"Ok, first off... ever have one of those days when you just can't seem to do anything right?"

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

'Farkleson, you need a vacation — you've been lurking too hard.'

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

Hidden decorations = Covert operations

'...And don't get him started on his operation!'

"Not responding to a knock-knock joke isn't proof he's unconscious."

Patient Escaping from the Operating Theatre.

'Of course I wasn't followed!'

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"This phone conversation may be bugged, but only for training purposes."