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Spy reading secret service weekly.

'...of the peephole,by the peephole and for the peephole.'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

Privacy Conference Security

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'Farkleson, you need a vacation — you've been lurking too hard.'

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

Hidden decorations = Covert operations

I heard you're on your way to Europe to secure a source of black market hepatitis C drugs. What? What are you talking about? I deny everything. Where did you hear that? You added an airplane pillow, the "German For Dummies," the book "Hep C and You," and "Smugglerco Duffel Bag w/Secret Compartment" to your Amazon wishlist. I ordered you the book "Not Everyone Is Cut Out For A Life Of Crime." I deny everything.

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"This phone conversation may be bugged, but only for training purposes."

"We just can't dumb it down any more Sir."

"Officers McWit and Fenton, didn't the chief tell you this was a plain clothes operation?"

"Here's our mission statement. Read it, commit it to memory and then eat it."

"Dr Freeley...a word about your technique."

'I was recruited by the Government at University and then they spent a great deal of time and money turning me into a deadly weapon.'

'C and A? I thought he said CIA!'

"I've got to go to the ladies' room. My wire is slipping."

CIA Goes Back To School.