Covert Operation Aficionado Gifts

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Richard Wagner

Johann Strauss

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

Privacy Conference Security

Spy reading secret service weekly.

Mission Impossible

"Ok, first off... ever have one of those days when you just can't seem to do anything right?"

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

"We lose a little dexterity, but we gain a lot of confidence."

I heard you're on your way to Europe to secure a source of black market hepatitis C drugs. What? What are you talking about? I deny everything. Where did you hear that? You added an airplane pillow, the "German For Dummies," the book "Hep C and You," and "Smugglerco Duffel Bag w/Secret Compartment" to your Amazon wishlist. I ordered you the book "Not Everyone Is Cut Out For A Life Of Crime." I deny everything.

Hidden decorations = Covert operations

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

Robert Schumann

'That's right, buster, I'm not really Rex, your faithful hunting dog, I'm Agent Baxter of the Fish and Wildlife Service, and you're under arrest for poaching'

"This phone conversation may be bugged, but only for training purposes."

'...of the peephole,by the peephole and for the peephole.'

Lord Chancellor

'The anesthesiologist called sick. It is my duty to inform you that you will feel a little bit of pain during the appendectomy.'

"Here's our mission statement. Read it, commit it to memory and then eat it."

"Dr Freeley...a word about your technique."