Covert Operation Fanatic Gifts

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

Clown Hunting

"Now are you convinced that the tax simplification plan will work?"

Privacy Conference Security

Spy reading secret service weekly.

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

'And they saved a lot of marriages when they came out with this three-piece combo unit...'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

Hidden decorations = Covert operations

'Farkleson, you need a vacation — you've been lurking too hard.'

Pre-email and Post-email.

Lead Duck With Evil Plans

Planning dept.

'...of the peephole,by the peephole and for the peephole.'

Bear sleeping in a cave.

"The secret was in the sauce."

Things and Creatures

"We just can't dumb it down any more Sir."

'Do we have a large stock?! MAN we've got that many brooms down here,they're coming out of our ears!'

'We like 4-4-2.'

Organized crime: two mobsters looking at a planning chart.