Covert Operation Fanatic T-Shirts

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Clown Hunting

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"Now are you convinced that the tax simplification plan will work?"

Privacy Conference Security

Spy reading secret service weekly.

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

'And they saved a lot of marriages when they came out with this three-piece combo unit...'

Hidden decorations = Covert operations

Pre-email and Post-email.

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

'Took me all night to write that message.'

I heard you're on your way to Europe to secure a source of black market hepatitis C drugs. What? What are you talking about? I deny everything. Where did you hear that? You added an airplane pillow, the "German For Dummies," the book "Hep C and You," and "Smugglerco Duffel Bag w/Secret Compartment" to your Amazon wishlist. I ordered you the book "Not Everyone Is Cut Out For A Life Of Crime." I deny everything.

'Farkleson, you need a vacation — you've been lurking too hard.'

Lead Duck With Evil Plans

"The secret was in the sauce."

Planning dept.

Bear sleeping in a cave.

'...of the peephole,by the peephole and for the peephole.'

Things and Creatures

'Do we have a large stock?! MAN we've got that many brooms down here,they're coming out of our ears!'

"We just can't dumb it down any more Sir."

'We like 4-4-2.'