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Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Johann Strauss

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

Privacy Conference Security

Spy reading secret service weekly.

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

Mission Impossible

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

"We lose a little dexterity, but we gain a lot of confidence."

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

Robert Schumann

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

Hidden decorations = Covert operations

'That's right, buster, I'm not really Rex, your faithful hunting dog, I'm Agent Baxter of the Fish and Wildlife Service, and you're under arrest for poaching'

'...of the peephole,by the peephole and for the peephole.'

"This phone conversation may be bugged, but only for training purposes."

Lord Chancellor

'The anesthesiologist called sick. It is my duty to inform you that you will feel a little bit of pain during the appendectomy.'

"Dr Freeley...a word about your technique."

"Here's our mission statement. Read it, commit it to memory and then eat it."

'I was recruited by the Government at University and then they spent a great deal of time and money turning me into a deadly weapon.'