Undercover Operative Fan Gifts

'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Candle Size

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Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

Privacy Conference Security

Spy reading secret service weekly.

Undercover Agent

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

"Can you keep a secret?"

Mortified that her hospital gown did not close all the way in the back...

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

I heard you're on your way to Europe to secure a source of black market hepatitis C drugs. What? What are you talking about? I deny everything. Where did you hear that? You added an airplane pillow, the "German For Dummies," the book "Hep C and You," and "Smugglerco Duffel Bag w/Secret Compartment" to your Amazon wishlist. I ordered you the book "Not Everyone Is Cut Out For A Life Of Crime." I deny everything.

'Farkleson, you need a vacation — you've been lurking too hard.'

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

'That's right, buster, I'm not really Rex, your faithful hunting dog, I'm Agent Baxter of the Fish and Wildlife Service, and you're under arrest for poaching'

Sacrifice a pawn

'...of the peephole,by the peephole and for the peephole.'

'My lawyer says he's pretty sure this is police entrapment.'

"We just can't dumb it down any more Sir."