Undercover Operation Fans Gifts

'Actually I'm not the queen - I'm undercover for the Daily Mirror'.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

Privacy Conference Security

Spy reading secret service weekly.

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

Undercover Agent

"Can you keep a secret?"

Mortified that her hospital gown did not close all the way in the back...

'Took me all night to write that message.'

I heard you're on your way to Europe to secure a source of black market hepatitis C drugs. What? What are you talking about? I deny everything. Where did you hear that? You added an airplane pillow, the "German For Dummies," the book "Hep C and You," and "Smugglerco Duffel Bag w/Secret Compartment" to your Amazon wishlist. I ordered you the book "Not Everyone Is Cut Out For A Life Of Crime." I deny everything.

The cops figured it was an inside job. Or an outside job.

'Farkleson, you need a vacation — you've been lurking too hard.'

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

'...of the peephole,by the peephole and for the peephole.'

"Oh, now you want to talk, when all week it was 'Do Not Disturb.'"

The Grim Peeper.

'My lawyer says he's pretty sure this is police entrapment.'

"And do you, Jane, take Hank or the mystery box your mother is holding?"

'No, leave it. That will cost ?2506.22!'

'Show-off.'

Golf Club Rescue