"Dr Freeley...a word about your technique."
Quirky Operation Aficionado Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the fun side of medical mastery? Our quirky operation aficionado collection is packed with witty, creative products designed for those fascinated by the intricate art of surgery. Whether they’re a seasoned surgeon or a curious hobbyist, these gifts add a playful twist to their passion for all things operational. Surprise a friend or treat yourself to a conversation-starting piece that combines humor and craftsmanship in every detail.
On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.
"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"
'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'
'You have an 85% chance of surviving this and 20% chance of wishing you hadn't.'
Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.
Surgery Instructions.
Porcupine meets horseshoe crab
Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore
Johann Strauss
Richard Wagner
Privacy Conference Security
Spy reading secret service weekly.
"Knife...fork..."
"Ok, first off... ever have one of those days when you just can't seem to do anything right?"
'Say, aren't you the building inspector who gave us such a hard time when we were building a house last year?'
I heard you're on your way to Europe to secure a source of black market hepatitis C drugs. What? What are you talking about? I deny everything. Where did you hear that? You added an airplane pillow, the "German For Dummies," the book "Hep C and You," and "Smugglerco Duffel Bag w/Secret Compartment" to your Amazon wishlist. I ordered you the book "Not Everyone Is Cut Out For A Life Of Crime." I deny everything.
"Have we got a show for you!"
"I've decided to let you work from home, as long as you move in here and pay me rent."
'...And don't get him started on his operation!'
'Took me all night to write that message.'
England's Cafe Culture
Robert Schumann
Do Not Sneer.
"C'mon, Kid...let's not let this get ugly!"
Patient Escaping from the Operating Theatre.
"Not responding to a knock-knock joke isn't proof he's unconscious."
'...of the peephole,by the peephole and for the peephole.'
Lord Chancellor
Lassie texting for help after Timmy has fallen into a well.
Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People
Koko and Yum Yum
'Our lawyers have declared the operation to be a complete success.'
A pencil? Sorry, not much call for those.
The village cinema-club was going down a treat with the locals!
Quirky Operation Aficionado Gifts Collection
Quirky Operation Aficionado Mugs
Explore our range of mugs for operation aficionados and bring a humorous touch to their morning routine.
Quirky Operation Aficionado Pillows
Find the ideal pillow for medical lovers who want to add a quirky, comfortable piece to their space.
Quirky Operation Aficionado Prints
Browse our collection of eye-catching prints that celebrate the fascinating world of surgery with humor and style.
Quirky Operation Aficionado T-Shirts
Discover funny and creative t-shirts perfect for operation enthusiasts who love to wear their passion with pride.