Quirky Operation Aficionado Pillows

"Dr Freeley...a word about your technique."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

'You have an 85% chance of surviving this and 20% chance of wishing you hadn't.'

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Surgery Instructions.

Porcupine meets horseshoe crab

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Johann Strauss

Richard Wagner

Privacy Conference Security

Spy reading secret service weekly.

"Knife...fork..."

"Ok, first off... ever have one of those days when you just can't seem to do anything right?"

'Say, aren't you the building inspector who gave us such a hard time when we were building a house last year?'

I heard you're on your way to Europe to secure a source of black market hepatitis C drugs. What? What are you talking about? I deny everything. Where did you hear that? You added an airplane pillow, the "German For Dummies," the book "Hep C and You," and "Smugglerco Duffel Bag w/Secret Compartment" to your Amazon wishlist. I ordered you the book "Not Everyone Is Cut Out For A Life Of Crime." I deny everything.

"Have we got a show for you!"

"I've decided to let you work from home, as long as you move in here and pay me rent."

'...And don't get him started on his operation!'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

England's Cafe Culture

Robert Schumann

Do Not Sneer.

"C'mon, Kid...let's not let this get ugly!"

Patient Escaping from the Operating Theatre.

"Not responding to a knock-knock joke isn't proof he's unconscious."

'...of the peephole,by the peephole and for the peephole.'

Lord Chancellor

Lassie texting for help after Timmy has fallen into a well.

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People

Koko and Yum Yum

'Our lawyers have declared the operation to be a complete success.'

A pencil? Sorry, not much call for those.

The village cinema-club was going down a treat with the locals!