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'Say, aren't you the building inspector who gave us such a hard time when we were building a house last year?'

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Hamlet'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

"Out damn Spot

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Taking a peek at the audience

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"It's a play on words."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Silly wig.

"Bravo!"

Shakespeare places his works in 'To Be' or 'Not To Be'.

To read or not to read?

Comedy and tragedy masks

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

William Shakespeare

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'