Operation Theater Aficionados Prints

'Say, aren't you the building inspector who gave us such a hard time when we were building a house last year?'

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'Hamlet'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Out damn Spot

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Taking a peek at the audience

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Silly wig.

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Bravo!"

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"It's a play on words."

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

Shakespeare places his works in 'To Be' or 'Not To Be'.

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

To read or not to read?

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Comedy and tragedy masks

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Noel Coward.