Operatic Aficionado Pillows

Johann Strauss

Richard Wagner

Robert Schumann

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Lord Chancellor

"Hugh fans!"

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Proposal

Sir Edward Elgar

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

Sylvester Stallone

Tenors

The Costumer Is Always Right

'You have an 85% chance of surviving this and 20% chance of wishing you hadn't.'

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Surgery Instructions.

Napoleon marches off alone

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'I've a horrible feeling I've left one of the implements inside the patient, Chang.'

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

The Molsons. A stunt family.

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

"The big screen really brings out the violence."

"It's a panda-cam production of 'Streetcar,' but it is live theatre."

Quentin Tarantino