Operatic Whimsy Enthusiast Gifts

Koko and Yum Yum

Storm in a magic lamp.

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Proposal

Sir Edward Elgar

Serenade for you...

'Mom, instead of getting food at the market, I traded the cow for these magic mushrooms!'

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

'I've a horrible feeling I've left one of the implements inside the patient, Chang.'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Johann Strauss

Richard Wagner

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

My corn is undercooked. It hasn't even popped!

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

"Don't forget the spaghetti dinner at Sparolini's after the show."

'Notice how I stare at the forms like I'm actually reading them... and generally moving very slowly so I'm a little further behind schedule as the day progresses.'

"Guard coming."

Balloon Man

"I'm not like other frogs."

Sergeant Meryll (of the Yeomen of the Guard)

"Mom and dad were right. We really do come from Heaven."

Driver sees road sign instructing him to detour over the river and thru the woods

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

Robert Schumann

The Surgeon Finds the Source of the Problem

Lord Chancellor

Guest Houses.

Anti-Litter Machine

Realistic balloon animals.

'You will meet a tall dark stranger and you will beat him 6-4, 6-3, 6-0!'

Candlelit dinner.