Industrial Whimsy Appreciator Gifts

101 uses of a dead cat: coupling

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Wagging Dog

Motivation to work

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

Caterpillar Portrait

Teddy Time Bears

Through the Looking Glass - The Lion and the Unicorn Fight

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Bathroom Fairy

Imagine

"Things are looking up!"

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

Cow Kong

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too."

'My story's a lot like yours. It all started on 'Bring your pet to work day' a few years ago. I was ready for a change, I liked it here, and I stayed!'

'Mom, instead of getting food at the market, I traded the cow for these magic mushrooms!'

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

Business or pleasure?

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

'Once we switch to information processing, just imagine how much data this baby will handle.'

Stonehens

When swine flew!

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.