Industrial Irony Appreciator Gifts

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Big business is not evil

"He was much more effective in the field."

Peace bomb.

"You have a grossly exagerrated view of your own importance. You'll make an excellent department head."

"I appreciate how you've protected my privacy, Doc. I'm gonna tell everybody about it on my medical rating website!"

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

"We had to lay off most of the staff to pay for the consultants."

'I see we'll be sampling the wines of New Jersey this evening.'

'Rumors...'

Eat Bacon. Loose weight.

"We've cut away all the fat now we have to look at staffing costs!"

"We're tolerably self sufficient. Alistair, for example, makes all our own petrol."

"You should have been here last week. This is clean coal."

"Alas, poor Yorick!"

'I see that the new foreman has already left an impression on you.'

"Didn't you know? We just drive around. This is a mobile toxic-wast dump."

Gaugin's Great Great Grandson

'A credit card company has told us not to bother to apply. We're pre-disapproved.'

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

'Okay, you're due for a lube job, fluid levels check and a new ball joint. Oh, skip that...this is my list...'

Chemoco International

"I'd like to see you talk your way out of this."

"Ingrid, inform the staff that in a gesture of solidarity, I wont be raising my salary this year. . . I will however, be reducing theirs."

'*@#$! I just said "high quality" again.'

"You'll like global warming because the seas will rise and this beach will be under water."

Klutz Refinery, Unauthorized Personnel Only

Santa and his sleigh hit a flare stack.

I think I've solved our downsizing problem!

"Normally, having a song stuck in your head isn't considered a disability."