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101 uses of a dead cat: coupling

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Motivation to work

Wagging Dog

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

Caterpillar Portrait

Imagine

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"Things are looking up!"

Through the Looking Glass - The Lion and the Unicorn Fight

Bathroom Fairy

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Teddy Time Bears

Cow Kong

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

'Mom, instead of getting food at the market, I traded the cow for these magic mushrooms!'

'My story's a lot like yours. It all started on 'Bring your pet to work day' a few years ago. I was ready for a change, I liked it here, and I stayed!'

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too."

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

Business or pleasure?

'Once we switch to information processing, just imagine how much data this baby will handle.'

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

Stonehens

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

'I call it cubicilism'