Operatic Enthusiast Gifts

"Don't forget the spaghetti dinner at Sparolini's after the show."

Sir Edward Elgar

Policemen

Sergeant Meryll (of the Yeomen of the Guard)

Casilda

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

Proposal

Hospital Departments

Computer operator welding machine.

Crane fishing

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

"Never marry an engineer."

Musical Eye Test

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'You have an 85% chance of surviving this and 20% chance of wishing you hadn't.'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

Surgery Instructions.

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

'I've a horrible feeling I've left one of the implements inside the patient, Chang.'

"On your mark! Get set!"

'U.S. Manufacturing'

OOPS!

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

Johann Strauss

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

Bagging the Chipmunk