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'See, it's not impossible for an obsessive-compulsive to get a responsible job.'

'We will conduct this mediation effort according to 'Robert's rules of order' and if need be, by the 'Marquis of Queensbury's rules.'

"This is our new time manager"

'Hello, yes - Decluttering Limited...'

'Who's next'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

'That is bothering me FAR more than it should.'

'Obsessives-Compulsives winning team'

Two men fight with Law and Order signs.

"Seems like just yesterday all we had to know was law and order."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"I also thought it would be impossible for an obsessive-compulsive to get a responsible job."

OCD Industries

"The closet looks great. Can your organize our finances?"

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

WPC

Basic Grocery order desk: 'meat...potatoes'.

Obviously, Joe's cleaning wasn't up to standard!

'I value order above all.'

The one thing about a queue is it keeps everyone in line.

'Just look at this carpet! I guess what they say is true. Nature does indeed abhor a vacuum.'

'I'm a freelance bureaucrat, sir -- I'm here to order you around a little.'

Policemen marching

Sergeant shouting at soldiers

A man adjusts his pillow so the stripes match his bedspread.

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'