Orderly Enthusiast Gifts

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

Two men fight with Law and Order signs.

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

Ways to handle difficult patients.

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

"The closet looks great. Can your organize our finances?"

WPC

Method/Madness

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

Basic Grocery order desk: 'meat...potatoes'.

Community Bed de Luxe

A 'Good Luck' horseshoe hangs over the hospital operating room

Policemen Bill and Alf in police car.

"You'll like this aide's dry sense of humor...real bedpan delivery."

"NURSE! Are you taking the piss?"

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

'I value order above all.'

"I'm sorry John, but your back surgery has been placed on back order."

'That's it, I'm leaving: The new owners are keeping the house way too clean and tidy...'

No Surprises

'We will conduct this mediation effort according to 'Robert's rules of order' and if need be, by the 'Marquis of Queensbury's rules.'

"You are so organized!"

"This is our new time manager"

'Come to order, now I really mean it, come to order.'

'Who's next'

"I tell you the computer in the hospital made a mistake!"