Orderly Enthusiast Gifts

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

Two men fight with Law and Order signs.

Ways to handle difficult patients.

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

Community Bed de Luxe

Yes, it does look refreshing

Basic Grocery order desk: 'meat...potatoes'.

"The closet looks great. Can your organize our finances?"

Method/Madness

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

WPC

A 'Good Luck' horseshoe hangs over the hospital operating room

'That's it, I'm leaving: The new owners are keeping the house way too clean and tidy...'

"NURSE! Are you taking the piss?"

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

Policemen Bill and Alf in police car.

"You'll like this aide's dry sense of humor...real bedpan delivery."

'I value order above all.'

Sister Helena became the "ruler" of the Sisters of Christ the King penguins

"I'm sorry John, but your back surgery has been placed on back order."

Retired teacher.

No Surprises

'We will conduct this mediation effort according to 'Robert's rules of order' and if need be, by the 'Marquis of Queensbury's rules.'

"You are so organized!"

"This is our new time manager"

'Come to order, now I really mean it, come to order.'

'Who's next'