Odd Enthusiast Gifts

'Sometimes you just can't win.', 'Win, nothing -- I can't even beat the point spread!'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"I love you, you big fool."

Paranormal A-Z...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

X-RAY

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

Odd Spas

"She gets her musical ability from me."

OOPS!

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"Stop trying to creep me out!"

Too Weird to Have a Husband

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

Through the Looking Glass-King's Messenger in Prison

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

"Mmm... our situation reminds me of an Edward Lear poem..."

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

'Hey man that's a gas!'

"He says that it's really not that bad down there."

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

Therapists to watch out for: 'How long have you had this unnatural fear of wolves?'

Lobster potion.

Community Bed de Luxe

Horror

He's my vaguely familiar.