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'Sometimes you just can't win.', 'Win, nothing -- I can't even beat the point spread!'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Paranormal A-Z...

"I love you, you big fool."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

X-RAY

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

"She gets her musical ability from me."

Odd Spas

OOPS!

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

"Stop trying to creep me out!"

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

Too Weird to Have a Husband

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

"He says that it's really not that bad down there."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

'Hey man that's a gas!'

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

"Mmm... our situation reminds me of an Edward Lear poem..."

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

Through the Looking Glass-King's Messenger in Prison

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

Therapists to watch out for: 'How long have you had this unnatural fear of wolves?'

Horror

He's my vaguely familiar.

Lobster potion.