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Too Weird to Have a Husband

"I love you, you big fool."

Tourists and their Pets.

Storage Unit of Love

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

Odd Spas

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

Unnatural History Museum

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

'Bravo Professor, you stumbled upon the one fact that makes sense of it all. Unfortunately humanity is not permitted to know that the Universe was designed by a committee of ducks.'

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

Community Bed de Luxe

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Live goldfish for sale

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

Suspicious family of werdios

Stores of Mystery

I buy anything.

Q-Tip Company across from the Earwax Museum.

Peculiar Instruments From Around The World

'How much did you pay for that new striker?'

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

'I always was a bit concerned about the health risks of second-hand smoke.'

Here lies Rufus J. Tosser. Inventor of the boomerang hand grenade.

'There's something very peculiar about this cemetery.'

Skeleton doing laundry,