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Ed's Odd Job Lot.

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Odd Spas

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

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The Old Curiosity Shop

Unnatural History Museum

Too Weird to Have a Husband

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

Shoppers of Mystery.

'It's not a doll. It's an action figure.'

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..."

Community Bed de Luxe

Antiques: I'm not just another crock!

The Discovery of the Principle of the Parachute during a landslip in the Apennines

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"You always seem to get good grades in Show and Tell."

Live goldfish for sale

"Yes, we cater to a rather specialized clientele."

"...you can't just keep dragging it to your desk."

Moments later, everyone would think Khrushchev was a kook.

'How much did you pay for that new striker?'