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Suspicious family of werdios

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Storage Unit of Love

Odd Spas

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Too Weird to Have a Husband

Unnatural History Museum

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

BIG HOOF

'Quite frankly, Mr. Bayliss, you've got us baffled.'

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

'We're screwed. Three Flashing Furillos eloped with Tribada Trio!'

Community Bed de Luxe

"There you are. I've been looking all over for you."

Live goldfish for sale

Happy Birthday Party for flies in a urinal.

Crowd of glasses Wearers.

'This one comes with it's own garage sale sign.'

Stores of Mystery

Cartoon showing a man wrapped in a web, stuck to a wall. His wife is saying: "What have I told you about antagonising the house spider?"

"Looks like you'd better cancel poker night.

'Some good news! Any of you in this layoff who become homeless, we will lend you bus fare to warmer climes!'

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

Peculiar Instruments From Around The World

'How much did you pay for that new striker?'