Oddity Appreciators T-Shirts

Live goldfish for sale

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Storage Unit of Love

'Let's get a kitty.'

Odd Spas

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

Unnatural History Museum

Scuba Diving Devil

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Too Weird to Have a Husband

With the evening all to herself, Kate put on her 'UPS Drivers Gone Wild' video.

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

Community Bed de Luxe

'They've been relocated because hell is full.'

"Once again, remains consist of a foul-smelling, gelatinous mass."

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

Happy Birthday Party for flies in a urinal.

"Father McCallister says the vow of silence also precludes the use of a publicist."

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

Peculiar Instruments From Around The World

I buy anything.