Oddity Appreciators Pillows

Live goldfish for sale

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

'Let's get a kitty.'

Storage Unit of Love

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

Odd Spas

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

Scuba Diving Devil

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Too Weird to Have a Husband

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

Unnatural History Museum

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

'They've been relocated because hell is full.'

"Once again, remains consist of a foul-smelling, gelatinous mass."

Community Bed de Luxe

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

Peculiar Instruments From Around The World

Stores of Mystery

"Father McCallister says the vow of silence also precludes the use of a publicist."

Kangaroo and Periscope.

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