Oddity Enthusiasts Pillows

Too Weird to Have a Husband

"I love you, you big fool."

Tourists and their Pets.

Storage Unit of Love

Odd Spas

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

Unnatural History Museum

With the evening all to herself, Kate put on her 'UPS Drivers Gone Wild' video.

'Bravo Professor, you stumbled upon the one fact that makes sense of it all. Unfortunately humanity is not permitted to know that the Universe was designed by a committee of ducks.'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Community Bed de Luxe

Live goldfish for sale

Happy Birthday Party for flies in a urinal.

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

Stores of Mystery

Suspicious family of werdios

Peculiar Instruments From Around The World

I buy anything.

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

Q-Tip Company across from the Earwax Museum.

'How much did you pay for that new striker?'

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

Ice/Mice fishing.

Here lies Rufus J. Tosser. Inventor of the boomerang hand grenade.

'I always was a bit concerned about the health risks of second-hand smoke.'

Livestock Research Lab. We did it, Ernie! A sheep in a bottle!

I don't care if the paint's not dry yet, Bob – I need my brass knuckles.

'There's something very peculiar about this cemetery.'