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Storage Unit of Love

'Hoping to impress his date, Richard shows her his collection of toenail clippers,,,'

I buy anything.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Extreme Sisyphus

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

The Milky Way (Detail)

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

Odd Spas

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

"Is it OK if I turn the humidifier up a bit?"

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

PODs Venn Diagram

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

Unnatural History Museum

Too Weird to Have a Husband

With the evening all to herself, Kate put on her 'UPS Drivers Gone Wild' video.

"I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

"Apropo of nothing, would you still love me if I were a sausage?"

'How would you describe yourself. . . a leader or a follower.'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

Sea Monster Gabs Desert Island

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

'No, I'm not laundering money. The bills are just damp. I keep my money under my mattress and I think my waterbed is leaking.'

Genie in a trash can.

'Quite frankly, Mr. Bayliss, you've got us baffled.'

Man crawling on desert see a dry cleaners in distance.