Oddity Lover Mugs

Storage Unit of Love

I buy anything.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Extreme Sisyphus

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

The Milky Way (Detail)

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Odd Spas

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

"Is it OK if I turn the humidifier up a bit?"

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

PODs Venn Diagram

Too Weird to Have a Husband

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

Unnatural History Museum

"I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

"Apropo of nothing, would you still love me if I were a sausage?"

Sea Monster Gabs Desert Island

'How would you describe yourself. . . a leader or a follower.'

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

'No, I'm not laundering money. The bills are just damp. I keep my money under my mattress and I think my waterbed is leaking.'

'Quite frankly, Mr. Bayliss, you've got us baffled.'

Genie in a trash can.

"Frank Lloyd Wrong"

SUPERCOPYTRONIC XII, 'I don't mind occasional pilfering of office supplies, Caldwell, but this is RIDICULOUS!'

'Hello, Stranger. Hello' even Stranger.'

'And this is the walk-in laundry chute.'