Oddities Admirers Gifts

Suspicious family of werdios

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Storage Unit of Love

Odd Spas

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Too Weird to Have a Husband

Unnatural History Museum

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

BIG HOOF

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

'Quite frankly, Mr. Bayliss, you've got us baffled.'

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

'We're screwed. Three Flashing Furillos eloped with Tribada Trio!'

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Community Bed de Luxe

"There you are. I've been looking all over for you."

Live goldfish for sale

Crowd of glasses Wearers.

'This one comes with it's own garage sale sign.'

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

'Some good news! Any of you in this layoff who become homeless, we will lend you bus fare to warmer climes!'

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

"Looks like you'd better cancel poker night.

Q-Tip Company across from the Earwax Museum.

Peculiar Instruments From Around The World

Stores of Mystery

'How much did you pay for that new striker?'

I buy anything.