Oddity Aficionados Gifts

Surgical Keepsakes of the Anderson Family: Family have kept their milk teeth, kidneys stones, etc, in display jars. The family dog has his testicles in a jar.

Tourists and their Pets.

Storage Unit of Love

Disco Dancing

"Would you describe the pain everyone else causes you as dull and throbbing or sharp like a knife?"

Clancy: Extending Overdrafts

Odd Spas

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

Too Weird to Have a Husband

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

'Bravo Professor, you stumbled upon the one fact that makes sense of it all. Unfortunately humanity is not permitted to know that the Universe was designed by a committee of ducks.'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

"I don't know how to say this but I've found someone else."

"I made a nice zucchini bread."

Community Bed de Luxe

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Live goldfish for sale

Happy Birthday Party for flies in a urinal.

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

"Stupid squirrel! This happens every time we let the dog drive."

I buy anything.

Suspicious family of werdios

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

Stores of Mystery

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

Ice/Mice fishing.

'I always was a bit concerned about the health risks of second-hand smoke.'

Here lies Rufus J. Tosser. Inventor of the boomerang hand grenade.