Oddity Aficionados Gifts

Surgical Keepsakes of the Anderson Family: Family have kept their milk teeth, kidneys stones, etc, in display jars. The family dog has his testicles in a jar.

Tourists and their Pets.

Storage Unit of Love

Disco Dancing

"Would you describe the pain everyone else causes you as dull and throbbing or sharp like a knife?"

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

Odd Spas

Clancy: Extending Overdrafts

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Too Weird to Have a Husband

'Bravo Professor, you stumbled upon the one fact that makes sense of it all. Unfortunately humanity is not permitted to know that the Universe was designed by a committee of ducks.'

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

"I don't know how to say this but I've found someone else."

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

Community Bed de Luxe

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

"I made a nice zucchini bread."

Live goldfish for sale

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

I buy anything.

"Stupid squirrel! This happens every time we let the dog drive."

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

Stores of Mystery

Suspicious family of werdios

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

'I always was a bit concerned about the health risks of second-hand smoke.'

Here lies Rufus J. Tosser. Inventor of the boomerang hand grenade.