Oddities Aficionado Gifts

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

Lost Glove: couple walk by a railing on which sits a six-fingered glove.

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

Odd Spas

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

The Old Curiosity Shop

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

Too Weird to Have a Husband

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

Unnatural History Museum

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

Shoppers of Mystery.

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

'It's not a doll. It's an action figure.'

Igor leaves an I.O.U. after stealing a brain.

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..."

"You always seem to get good grades in Show and Tell."

Antiques: I'm not just another crock!

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

The Discovery of the Principle of the Parachute during a landslip in the Apennines

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Community Bed de Luxe

Live goldfish for sale

Happy Birthday Party for flies in a urinal.

"Yes, we cater to a rather specialized clientele."

"...you can't just keep dragging it to your desk."