Oddity Appreciator Gifts

Happy Birthday Party for flies in a urinal.

Ice/Mice fishing.

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Barcode Dreams

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Good news. It's a small pig."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

"From this you make a living?"

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

I'm going to have to ask you for another urine sample, Mr. Fusco. This time, be sure to use the plastic cup, not my coffee mug with "#1 Doctor" printed on it.

Who Let the Dawg In?

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'